Chloe by Jaume Plensa @ the VMFA / story I made up about her

That’s me in front of Chloe modeling a top I made. Do I have a story for you.IMG_1902Does Chloe remind you of a movie like Avatar or Cocoon or something?  She’s an ET.

She’s a goddess from the planet Eatme. A lot of ETs from Eatme are in Richmond and they phoned home that it’s nice here so Chloe decided to come on down for her vacation. She has a giant UFO about a mile wide that she landed outside of Richmond totally flattening a lot of woods, soybeans , buildings and also blocking 95, causing a huge pile up of cars. A cop put a parking ticket on her ship but she’ll never pay it. That’s how it is with foreign dignitaries.

She got out of her ship and started walking into Richmond up the James River. She didn’t want to cause further damage, but still kept stepping on cars, so the river was easier to walk in. The armed forces sent out helicopters to try to communicate with her but she ignored them until they got too close, then she blew them away in a giant breath of air that smelled so sweet it was intoxicating to the pilots. One pilot radioed in that he wondered if she was married, and dispatch radioed back, “Repeat that Delta Niner.” It’s like all the guys fell in love with her when they inhaled her sweet air. So they sent in some tanks, but she laughed and turned them upside down.

Then they called in Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. They’re our heroes with the most experience dealing with ETs. Tommy and Will got on top of the museum because Chloe started walking up the Boulevard and they shot her with enough tranquilizers to stop a whole heard of elephants. All the ladies wanted to kill Chloe. The scientists wanted to study her dead or alive, but the men wanted to keep her alive and talk to her when she woke up.

The VMFA was setting up a conceptual art piece in the yard by a Chinese artist, Sum Young Guy. (his real name) They had dug this 100 ‘ hole for Guy’s installation and they were awaiting the art piece’s arrival. So they decided bury Chloe up to her neck in the hole and keep her prisoner there. They tied her up like Gulliver and used a crane to lower her into the hole gently.

She looks peaceful enough asleep, doesn’t she? When she woke up there was hell to pay. She let out an ungodly shriek that people heard for 15 miles. All the ETs in town ran to the museum and dug her up. She shot laser beams out her eyeballs and destroyed the museum and a lot of priceless art. The generals were yelling at Will and Tommy because they didn’t know about the laser beam eyes.  Then she went on a rampage destroying everything.

That’s the last I heard from Richmond. I was in my car and out of town as soon as I got my picture taken with her. There were traffic jams and accidents everywhere.IMG_1900 Chloe’s kind of flat from this side.

Here’s a pic of another giant ET head buried up to it’s neck. This one is on Easter Island.

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I model my home made Mondrian outfit at an art opening

IMG_1892I’m standing in front of Wings by Diane Clement. She sold it! Rock on, Diane!

The invitation said to wear black and white. I was glad I have something to wear. There was a good turn out for 1st Fri. art walk downtown tonight. As I got through the crowd on Broad St. I  hoped the people can’t tell I made this top and skirt. I want them to think I spent a fortune on it. hahahahahah Dang, it would look better with high heels, but I don’t want to wear heels.IMG_1891That’s Diane in front of her painting “Gonna Find Myself A Hole In A Wall”. Oil and acrylic on canvas.

Diane is a self taught artist and she does get sales, which technically makes her a professional! And just goes to prove that what I say is true. It’s not necessary to spend time and money on an art education. You can do just fine as an artist without the degree. Diane is always working on marketing her work, and that’s the hardest part of the art world.

tie dye Rorschach test

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Does this look like something to you? To me it looks like some kind of ET with wings and a female body wearing a Wonder Woman bodice and the head of a Koala Bear. But if it looks like something to you, please tell me what it is.

That’s one fun thing about doing tie dye. You don’t know what it will look like until you untie it and rinse it.

And what about the back? The head of a lion? Or a dog?IMG_1888

I model the outfit I made

IMG_1879I’m standing on the bulkhead across the street from my daughter’s house in Norfolk.

The pants are Simplicity pattern 8056. The fabric is linen polyester blend. It is so cool and comfortable. That’s my favorite tie dye shirt  with a beaded fringe.

I made a slope out of muslin to try the pants pattern first. When I looked at all the pieces I had to cut and all the steps to assemble it, I wondered if I could make the slope without cutting and sewing all the pieces, but then decided I had to do it as far as getting the waist band on, because it looked difficult and complicated.  The pockets are 4 pieces each and the zipper has a fly. I’m used to doing slipcover zippers which are more simple. When I looked at the directions, I read the text, I looked at the illustrations, and I said to myself, “what?” I had to  stop and do something else because I couldn’t figure it out. A couple days later, I tried to figure it out again and still didn’t get it, so I made a guess and that wasn’t right. At least then I could see how it was meant to go together, and I was glad I made the slope, because I needed the practice! A lot of times I sew something, I have to rip my stitches and try again, so, no big deal.

The slope did fit well. I took my measurements and compared them to the chart on the pattern. I guess I’m not a standard size. So, when I cut the muslin I cut the hips bigger and the waist smaller. There’s the first step and I was just trying to make my best guess. I really needed to make the muslin first so I could check the fit, and learn the steps to assemble the pants. It was difficult the second time too, but next time it will be easier. I want to make this in green, another blue and tan. Then I’ll be all set for summer. And in a few weeks when the lotuses bloom, I’m going out wearing this to paint, and I don’t care if I get paint on my new pants. I’ll make more. At least I’ll be comfortable and dressed better than before.

tie dye shirt with beaded fringe

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I think I’m getting the hang of this tie dye thing. This is the ice dying again, my 9th tie dye and my favorite shirt so far. I enjoyed wearing the 1st one that I put beads on so I wanted to bead this one too. Last time, I cut my fringe 1/2″ and it took a looooong time to sew all the beads on. This time, I cut my fringe at 3/4″ and got the beads on in about 2 hours. The great thing about the beads is how they make the fringe swing when I walk. I imagine I’m reminding people of the ocean.  ( the motion  hahahahaha )

The 1st beaded shirt, I kept the length of the shirt size adult x large and cut my fringe 7″. The fringe was low on my hips and when I got out of my car I had to straighten it every time as it got a little tangled. This time, I cut 5″ off the length of the shirt and cut my fringe at 5″, so it should be a little higher on my hips and hopefully not get messed up when I sit down. That’s something to consider if you’re thinking of making a beaded fashion style.

About the beads, Imagine sewing a button on a shirt. There’s a job most people don’t have the patience to do. Now imagine sewing 63 more buttons on. YIKES! right?  I say to myself, “One at a time gets it done.” I take frequent breaks. It’s not boring when you know you’re making something beautiful for yourself and no one else has anything like it because they can’t sew a button on. And you can’t buy it in a store because it would cost a fortune with all the hand sewing of the beads.

It’s been raining for so many days. Good thing I have this tie dye and my sewing projects to keep me from going insane here at home. I need to make shorts to go with this shirt. I have a pattern for shorts that says “perfect fit”. I haven’t tried it yet, but that skirt pattern I bought saying perfect fit did fit just right. So, another day of rain here. They say this is the last rainy day and tomorrow the sun will come out. I’ll do a slope of the shorts pattern today. If it works, I might buy some linen tomorrow. Then I’ll look so cool at the next art opening.

tie dye bathrobe for my daughter

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Sarah told me she recently purged her wardrobe and gave away a ton of clothes she doesn’t wear. She also put a moratorium on herself not to buy more clothes for the rest of the year. That’s a bold anti consumerism move from a career woman! So I told her if she wants something sewn or tie dyed to get me while I’m hot. She knows sometimes I don’t sew for years. She said she’d like a tie dyed bathrobe, so I said ok, I’ll give it a shot.

I got white terry cloth. It’s cotton and I thought it would take the dye well. I decided to cut the pieces out first but not sew them together till after I had it dyed. I thought that might make it more manageable to rinse in the sink. After I had the pieces soaking in the soda ash solution for 20 minutes I put them in the dryer to get out most of the moisture. The guy on the “crispy” U Tube video says to have the fabric only slightly damp when you tie it up to dye. (That guy is a real inspiration with the beautiful shirts he makes.) Well, my pieces started to fray in the dryer, so I sewed French seams on this to stop it from fraying more.IMG_1873

How do you like this draining mesh I rigged up? Good thing I saved those old stretcher strips every time I moved. I knew I’d use them one day. And that roll of waxed button twine I bought long ago finally got used for this project too. I stapled the twine to the stretcher strips.  I used a scrap of black mat board to make my collars to hold the ice on top of the fabric. I just had black on hand, any cardboard will do. That’s all my cuts for the robe scrunched down and banded up in the collars.IMG_1874

This photo shows my ice on top of my scrunched pieces with dye sprinkled on top of the ice. When the ice melts the color goes through the fabric and you get that water color look. You have to wait for the ice to melt then turn it over and put ice and more dye powder on the other side too. The excess dye drips into the plastic tub underneath. The ‘crispy” guy says to wait 24 hours before untying and rinsing the fabric. You can’t tell how it will come out. And kind of hard to wait 24 hours to see what you got!

I’m not finished with my tie dye experiments. I have another idea in mind, something big.

the Mondrian top in colors I like

IMG_1872This is my second try on making the Mondrian top. I like this one more because these are colors I enjoy wearing. The first time I made the top I was only trying to copy the original, but I don’t enjoy wearing red, gray, white and black. The monotony of the colors in the stores is what I’m trying to escape.

Quilting Adventures has the most beautiful cotton prints but I’ll have to iron this every time I wash it. The fabric  stores don’t have as great a color selection in polyester. Maybe I could make a Mondrian sweat shirt though, because they do have nice bright colors in fleece. That’s a project for the future.

Another reason I like this version more is because it fits better. After I used the pattern 5 times, and made a few alterations to it, I got it to fit just right.

So, it took 2 tries, and it was difficult, because I’m not very experienced at piecing, but I finally made a Mondrian top that will be fun for me to wear. And I hear the style is making a comeback.

tie dye t shirt with beaded fringe

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That was FUN!

My first 2 attempts to tie dye didn’t work out as well as I hoped, so I watched a few U Tube videos and got some good tips. This is the ice dying method. You scrunch up your shirt and put rubber bands all over it, then put it on top of a rack so the dye can drain. That way the shirt isn’t sitting in dye getting too dark and mucking up your colors. Instead of mixing the powdered dye with water and squirting it on with the squeeze bottles in the kit, you cover your t shirt with ice cubes and drop the powdered dye on top of the ice. When the ice melts the dye soaks into the shirt and gives this water color look.

The instructions on the kit say to wait 6 to 8 hours before untying the shirt and rinsing it, but the U Tube videos say to wait 24 hours, so I waited until the next day to rinse the shirt.

Also, the videos recommended you use soda ash to set the dye better and make the colors come out brighter. I got a pack of the soda ash and followed the instructions. I think it  did help keep my colors from washing out in the rinse part of the process.

I thought this one came out ok. I wanted to put a fringe on it because the shirt is long on me, but I wasn’t really sure how to add the beads and had to try a couple times sewing them on. Finally I got the hang of sewing the beads on, but it took a long time.

My wardrobe wouldn’t be complete without some tie dye. I need to do more.

 

top with neck facing trim

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I saw this top on TV and thought it was so cute I stopped the show to look at it. I liked the 2 rows of contrasting trim around the contrasting yolk. It looked like the neck facing was on the front instead of inside the top! I was so happy I figured out a way to make it!

I have a Simplicity pattern 8061 that looks like the style I saw on TV, and easy to sew. I made it out of muslin first to check the fit and was glad I did the muslin because the top fit ok except it was too high on the neck in front, like it was practically choking me. Then I tried again with some polyester fabric and cut the neck edge down about 3/4 ” from the original pattern. It was more comfortable to wear, but still could go lower. The pattern also has a low scooped neckline, a V neck and a square neck, but I wanted the higher round one. A lot of times the piece I sew doesn’t come out looking just like the picture on the pattern.

After I changed the neckline on the front pattern piece, I also had to draw  new facing pieces to fit my alterations. Then, do the bias trim on the facing top and bottom, sew the front of the facing to the wrong side of the top. When you flip it, it looks like a pieced yolk with trim, but it’s really only a facing.

I’m going to do it again with the facing on the front in contrasting colors, and alter the pattern one more time. This time, I want to lower the neck edge a little more and lower the armholes about 1″ too. Then it will be perfect for me.

Then I want to do the Mondrian top again in my favorite colors with this pattern.

microscopic star dust life form, reproducing

IMG_1862gold leaf and beads on oil paint

This is another experiment using masking fluid on oil paint. They say it doesn’t work. They say masking fluid beads up on oil paint. I think they are misinformed about that.

I started with a red tinted canvas and painted the masking fluid on my Spirograph design blocking out a red line. Then painted the blues and greens over top of the masking fluid. I added quick drying medium to my paint but still had to wait a couple days for the it to dry before taking the masking fluid off . Then I put gold leaf on my red lines and put beads on the canvas.

I used 2 different sized lids to stamp the violet circles in the background. For the larger beads, I cut little slits in the canvas and pushed the beads half way in, then hot glued them on the back. I sewed the small beads onto the canvas.

The most difficult thing about using masking fluid on oil paint is opening the bottle. You have to press down on the lid and turn it. I hear a click but the lid doesn’t unscrew. After trying to open the bottle for a while, my hand gets tired and I get out some tools because I want to break the freaking lid. Then finally I can open it after much frustration.  I mean, COME ON! Winsor Newton. Can’t they make a better lid?!

About the life form; It fell out of the sky into the ocean. Now it is reproducing and will probably choke out all life on Earth !  Are you scared? I just scared myself! hahahah

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